Starcrash: Space Opera Designer Knockoff, Italian Style

Starcrash (Shout! Factory)

This shamelessly and fabulously derivative Italian space opera is both the most ridiculous and the most irresistible of all the Star Wars knock-offs of the late seventies and eighties. Caroline Munro spends much of the film in a black latex bikini as the great outlaw starship pilot Stella Star, who is arrested by space speed cops, sentenced to life in a slave planet, masterminds an escape and is pardoned by the Emperor (Christopher Plummer) in exchange for traveling to the Haunted Star to find the Phantom Planet of the rebellious Count Zarth Arn (a chubby Joe Spinell). And that’s just the first few minutes.

Caroline Munro is Stella Star

The introductory shots echo the opening of Star Wars, with the camera caressing cut-rate space ship miniatures against a galactic backdrop lit up like Christmas tree lights. There’s an android sidekick with a Texas accent (not a Black Hole reference—that came out a year later—merely a lucky coincidence), alien civilizations (“Look! Amazons on horseback!”) and barbarian planets, holographic messages, hyperspace travel and a light saber, not to mention stop-motion robot guards animated with more love than talent and a Death Star substitute with five flaps that look like fingers on a steel glove and fold down into a fist to fire. But the set designs, costumes and psychedelic color are right out of sixties Italian genre cinema. Marjoe Gortner is prissy and unnaturally cheerful as her alien navigator, a mix of Luke Skywalker, Obi-wan Kenobi and Mr. Spock, and David Hasselhoff makes his entrance in a gold mask that looks borrowed from Zardoz, but Plummer brings dignity and gravitas to his part (even when booming the line “Imperial Battleship, stop the flow of time!”) and John Barry contributes a romantic-tinged score, less epic and adventurous than the John Williams but quite lovely.

For all the clumsy camp, director Luigi Cozzi (billed here as Lewis Coates) makes this a triumph of low-budget spectacle over narrative coherence or screenwriting wit. The tone-deaf delivery of the post-synched soundtrack (British Munro is dubbed by some anonymous American) only reminds us how much the mundane script provides a descriptive video audio track built right into the dialogue. Though part of the “Roger Corman’s Cult Classics” collection, it was simply a New World pick-up. Corman had no hand in the production (the original American partner was in fact Samuel Arkoff’s AIP), which might explain how such flat dialogue and summer stock performances got through the film, but he certainly recognized an exploitable product when he saw it.

Any resemblance to a certain American blockbuster is surely a coincidence

Unavailable on legitimate home video for decades—the sole VHS release in 1984 was quite the collectible—this DVD and Blu-ray debut is effectively its home video debut. The depth of its tiny yet passionate fan base is exemplified in the contributions of Stephen Romano, a screenwriter and fan who introduces himself as “the world’s foremost authority on the making of this film” and claims this film as “a great work of art” in his essay in the accompanying booklet. That’s a little overstating the issue. Okay, a lot overstating it, and he pours his adoration out even more in not one but two separate commentary tracks. “This is an Italian film produced by French people, starring British people, and inspired by every American trend going on in film around that time,” opens the first track. which rambles on for almost twenty minutes of preliminary (and fairly obvious) notes on the history of science fiction and the influence of Star Wars and Italian genre films before he even gets to the film at hand. The second track is equally full of diversions. His affection is endearing but I got tired waiting for him to actually talk about the film and its production.

More interesting is “Luigi of the Stars: The Making of Starcrash,” a very entertaining 42-minute interview featurette with Luigi Cozzi, who gushes over his love of sci-fi (he still owns the first issue of “Famous Monsters of Filmland” that published one of his letters) and describes the process of how he got the assignment to whip out a Star Wars knock-off and wrote a script without actually seeing the movie (it hadn’t opened yet in Italy so he read the novelization). “I tried to do a Ray Harryhausen movie,” he confesses. “I tried to do Sinbad on Mars.” His philosophy may be best exemplified in one offhand comment about a particular scene: “A little stupid maybe but beautiful.”

“The Making of the Special Effects of Starcrash” is a film by Armando Valcauda, featuring clips of his animation and effects work past and production stills from “Starcrash,” with subtitles providing the commentary (apparently written by Valcauda himself, in first person broken English). Also includes some unused stop-motion effects, including a dinosaur that Stella shoots with a laser (it looks as though Valcaudo used primitive video effects to matte his raw effects into live action footage from the film to give us a sense of what he intended).

There’s also a generous 73-minute “Interview with Caroline Munro,” who discusses her entire career, and 17 deleted/alternate scenes (over 30 minutes worth), all with helpful introductory comments putting them in context. Don’t miss the alternate end credits with a disco version of the main theme. With lyrics! Also includes featurettes on the John Barry score (with composer and producer Mars of Deadhouse Music) and the special effects, a reel of behind-the-scenes footage with commentary by Romano and galleries of stills artwork (much of it apparently from Romano’s personal collection) among the supplements.

Author: seanax

I write the weekly newspaper column Stream On Demand and the companion website ( I'm a contributing writer for Turner Classic Movies Online, Keyframe, Independent Lens, and Cinephiled, and the editor of Parallax View ( I've written for The Seattle Post-Intelligencer, The Seattle Weekly,, Senses of Cinema, Asian Cult Cinema, and Psychotronic Video, among other publications, and I am a contributing editor to Parallax View. I currently live and work in Seattle, Washington, with my two cats, Hammet and Chandler.

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